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I've had too many random people reading my thoughts for my liking. send me a comment and let me know who you are if you aren't on a friends list already.

Thu, Dec. 25th, 2008, 11:12 am
christmas poem

Here it is that time again,
Cookies, nog and time with friends,
trees with tinsle around the world,
it's funny how far its hurled.

From an old nice man with a present sack
To the side of a can are we keeping track?
a poem that was wrote so jolly and quick
everyone now always knows St. Nick

But do we remember what he did?
The time he took the presents hid?
The legend made from a heart of gold,
Gingerbread and stories of old.

What have we now to show the love?
A hockey stick or a baseball glove?
Family ties are of the past,
I just hope that this won't last.

Humanity has lost that spark of hope,
And now we sit and look like dopes.
On the edge of oblivion we find time
To hate and loathe and grieve and pine.

Love your neighbour shovel his walk,
Sit with an old lady and talk,
Spend some time to make things nice
It won't be easy not a slice.

This time of year has got to change,
Hallmark did well to re-arrange
the meaning of this holliday.
I'll take it the good ol' fashioned way.

Good cheer to you and yours this year,
And may that which you all hold dear,
be well and merry, now hear me clear,
Christmas is always here.

REV OUT

Tue, Dec. 23rd, 2008, 04:56 pm
A song I wrote inspired by a random conversation

PomoRoboHobo

Funk-ay Emo glasses
Hair black, like molasses
He's the PoMo-RoboHobo... yeah
The PoMo-RoboHobo... yeah

He sits on the corner his beard full of mange,
Buddy spare a dime I need an oil change,
He used to attend high class fashion shows,
Now he just used his sleeve to BLOW HIS NOSE!


chorus
Funk-ay Emo glasses
Hair black, like molasses
He's the PoMo-RoboHobo... yeah
The PoMo-RoboHobo... yeah

He's a robot not a probot but he looks like a man,
He don't eat, don't sleep, he don't go to the can,
Sittin' over there with his stick and sack,
His whole damn world in his pack on his back.

chorus

Tellin' me 'bout his life of sin,
Tried playin' it hard but he didn't win,
Writin' him down bot chapter and verse,
Gotta get outta here before the smell gets worse!

chorus

Post Modernism hit the Bohemian Age,
Out of the black came a great sage,
Love your fellow man and take care of the world,
Show your colours banners unfurled!

chorus

The book sold a million copies a day
Now we both livin' large the luxurious way,
The end is now happy for the robot and me,
Found ourselves a true destiny!

chorus




REV

Tue, Dec. 16th, 2008, 07:25 am
A veritable excuse.

Today a friend of mine, a gentleman said this,
"Two days ago last week I went to take a piss,
Unbuckled my belt, unzipped my zip,
Let fall out my little prick."

"I think I am now far too old,
For this water is getting cold,
I finnished up and dried the tip
put away my little prick"

I told the girl in the next room,
and she began to swoon,
she looked at me, with glee,
and asked excited, "May I see?"

So, I'm sorry I'm late
for our fridays date
Our coffee is on me.

Mon, Dec. 15th, 2008, 10:08 pm
this. is. awesome.



Reposted from winterlion

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008, 01:00 am
sad

R.I.P. Miss Betty Page. Words alone can not describe the effect you have had on so many souls.

Sun, Nov. 16th, 2008, 11:15 pm



I should have shared this a while ago. This happened back in Aprilish or May... I don't remember which. We had a thunderstorm and this was the resulting levity.

Mine is the main narration and two of my 4 other room mates while we watch.

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008, 10:54 pm
Moving on up, to the Eastside...

I picked up keys today for the new place that I'm moving into with two roommates, one from the present house that I'm living in and an old friend of mine that was looking for a place.

I smudged the whole house today to prep for us moving in ASAP. It took me just over an hour from start to finish inclusive of airing it out after. This house is fucking amazing. 3 levels, 1.5 bath, full kitchen, double sink in the main bathroom, 5 bdrms. The kitchen just about makes me cum every time I walk in. I'll keep people posted as to when the house warming is.

Tue, Sep. 4th, 2007, 09:11 pm
Warning

Gaia's Consort is comming up to Canada again, this time for their North American premiere of their new albumn, Victus Circle.

They will be at the Fireside Cafe on Sept. 29/ 2007.

Tickets are available through O&G Productions (604)841-4515
$20 each
Show starts at 8pm

Take a listen to them here http://www.gaiaconsort.com/index.html

Tue, Sep. 4th, 2007, 08:57 pm
Concert anouncement!!

So I usually don't post on this anymore just because I'm too damned busy with everything else that's going on in life, however, I will take time to make a crass commercial announcement.

Gaia's Consort is comming up to Canada again, this time for their North American premiere of their new albumn, Victus Circle.

They will be at the Fireside Cafe on Sept. 29/ 2007.

Tickets are available through O&G Productions (604)841-4515
$20 each
Show starts at 8pm

Take a listen to them here http://www.gaiaconsort.com/index.html

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